Joke

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missingfor six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventhday, resting. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed adeep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through theclouds "Look Michael, look what I have made." Said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?""It's a planet," replied God' "and I've put life on it, I'm going tocall it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to different parts of earth."For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity andwealth, while South America is going to be poor. The Middle East overthere will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I'veplaced a continent of white people and over there is a continent ofblack people." God continued pointing to different countries. "This onewill be extremely hot and this one extremely cold, and this one covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to asmall land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That'sMalaysia, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful lakes,rivers, streams and hills. The people from Malaysia are going to bemodest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelingthe world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and highachieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats andcarriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What aboutbalance, God? You said there will be BALANCE! So if Malaysians are goingto be that great, you must've created some really corny people to balance them out"God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'mputting right next to them. They're called Singaporeans!!"

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no hard feelings for our southern neighbours its just a joke! xD